Saturday, November 29, 2008

Quick Maryland Update

Jason rocking my Marshawn Lynch jersey pre-Turkey Bowl 2008. It is SUPPOSED to be the Heisman pose, not Karate Kid.

Instead of Ralph, I am road-tripping with Bubba. The kids are dog-sitting "Sadie," and I thought it was a good chance to teach Jenna a little "Animal Cruelty 101." It was not supposed to look sexual, I swear to God -- he is supposed to look like he is riding Sadie.


It's been a lot of Nintendo Wii and a lot of hockey writing. Yeah. I'm a paid hockey writer -- that's ridiculous.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

My Empire


awful and slightly embarrassing, but the money is stupid:

Friday, November 14, 2008

Baby Mangino

I came across this on deadspin.com and had to get it on here for y'all who have no idea what deadspin is. If you don't know, Mark Mangino is the head football coach at Kansas. Umm, portly fella you could say, a cult legend in Kansas because he has made their football program relevant. Apparently two babies belonging to two couples who have no idea the others exist decided to dress their babies as Mangino for Halloween and the world is better for it:




Thursday, November 13, 2008

Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur

Ridiculous run Spurs are on...BOOM:

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Quick Trip to the B-Lo Rundown

I am just going to throw some pics up. Don't feel much like writin'


My (unsuccessful) attempt to be artsy with the digital camera. The CN Tower lit up in Raptors colors though? Phenomenal.


My man crush on Chris Bosh only grew when I saw that he signs after warm-ups. And he hi-fived kids on the way in, after signing. Guys signing after warm-ups in the NBA is VERY rare....Future NBA MVPs signing -- even more rare. I <3 Chris Bosh 4-ever.

The dude is 7' and strokes the 20 footer better than most 2's or 3's.

Gnome (who woke up and threw the magazines across the room) was the first to go on election night, and he had to sleep with a zombie (see Frankenstein arms) and a raving, psycho-bitch who doesn't know the countries in NAFTA and can't name any newspapers or magazines that she reads -- PALIN 2012!!! Can't wait!!! Is it possible for Barack to win every electoral vote in 2012 if that happens?

Saturday, November 1, 2008

The Most Offensive Thing I Have Ever Heard

So, Sean Hannity is on a personal crusade to keep Barack out of the White House. He is questioning everything from Bill Ayers, to Rev. Wright, to maybe Barack isn't even a naturalized citizen. Ignorance right? Hannity is such a pure Christian. Gee, what a guy!!

But, then shouldn't it be fair game to question relationships FOR EVERYBODY??? Hannity's whole "show me your friends, I'll tell you what you are" philosophy...Well...Here it is Hannity, you fucking biggot (be warned...the language is insanely offensive...explanation is under the video):



Hannity was friends with Turner after Turner's neo-conservative (feel free to call them neo-nazi) viewpoints, which he freely expressed on radio call-in shows on WABC in New York made him a quasi-celebrity/political figure. As Hannity repeatedly railed on Barack for his association with Rev. Wright, he denied such a friendship with Turner existed.

Hannity had Turner on his radio show as a guest once he became a quasi-political henchman for the Republicans...In '92 Turner was the coordinator for fellow biggot Pat Buchanan's embarrassment of a presidential campaign.

Anyways, Turner, when he learned of Hannity's dismissal of him said "I was quite disappointed when Sean Hannity at first tried to say he didn't know me. In fact, Sean does know me and we were quite friendly a few years ago."

SO, Hannity is running a psychotic crusade against Barack on his show and on his other show "Hannity's America" which just had a show titled "10 Reasons Why Obama Will Ruin the Country." He always calls out Barack when Barack throws Hannity's name out there as a reason for the bitter political, racial, cultural and class divisions in this country...and Hannity always plays dumb..."gee George, why is Obama so obsessed with me?" BECAUSE YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE WHO ALIGNS HIMSELF WITH PEOPLE WHO SAY AIDS IS A "CURE FOR NIGGERS."

It's Barack's subtle genius. Hannity is not even a college graduate...he's a pundit who thinks he has a better grasp on what this country needs than a Columbia/Harvard educated man who has committed himself to public service from the day he graduated FROM HARVARD LAW SCHOOL...But fuck it, Hannity knows what's better for this country. OK!

Barry the Bomber has gotten SO deep under Hannity's skin by throwing his name out there in interviews (Barack just did it again on "The Daily Show" on Wednesday), and it's comical, and dammit if Barack isn't doing it just to rope-a-dope this idiot more and more so we can delve into the relationships that Hannity has with men who hold beliefs that would make the KKK blush.